LOS SWIFTIES


Los SWIFTIES es un  juego del que habla Stephen King en sus memorias Mientras escribo.
Hablé de ello en el weblog LAS ALAS DE ÍCARO.
Se puede leer el texto con este enlace:
Stephen King y los swifties
Según parece, el juego se les ocurrió a King y sus amigos porque un tal Victor Appleton II escribía novelas protagonizadas por un héroe llamado Tom Swift. Appleton siempre ponía adverbios explicativos en las acotaciones de los diálogos, del tipo:
_No seas tonto _dijo despectivamente Utterson.
_Mi padre me ayudó en las ecuaciones _dijo modestamente Tom.
_¡Haced conmigo lo que queráis _dijo valientemente Tom.
 
  Estas acotaciones eran, como se ve, casi siempre redundantes e innecesarias.

  Así que King jugaba con sus compañeros a hacer Swifties lo más absurdos posible, como:
_Salgamos del camarote _dijo encubiertamente.
_¡Maldito seas _maldijo Tom.

Este es el juego de los swifties. Para jugar sólo tenéis que pulsar en enviar un comentario y escribir vuestro swftie. Se publicará automáticamente.

--Sé espontáneo -ordenó él.

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"-No volveré, oh Zeus, a desafiarte ni a ayudar a los hombres -prometió Prometeo.

Entonces Hércules, con el permiso de su divino padre, hercúleamente rompió las cadenas que apresaban al titán.

-Sí, olvida a los hombres y regresa al Olimpo -olímpicamente ordenó el olímpico Zeus."

-Soy el mejor -afirmó categóricamente Pepito.

-Nosotros no somos -negaron ellos.

-¿Qué es esto? -se pregúntó sorprendido.
-¡Un juego muy divertido! -Exclamó por respuesta.

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